by bunghole » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:52 pm
Good first post s'monkey!
Woodford Reserve Distillery on Glen's Creek just outside of Versailes, in Woodford County Kentucky, and Maker's Mark in Loretto, Kentucky. Both are hard to find and take some time to get to, but are well worth the effort.
Box up everything you don't need and ship it home via FedEx or UPS in order to free up valuable bourbo-space!
Go shopping! Buy at least one of every bottle you have never seen before. Buy full cases of Four Roses Single Barrel and Small Batch. Ditto Pappy 15 and 20 year olds. Don't forget Very Old Barton! Split a case between the most excellent 90 (A.K.A. "Kentucky Proof") and the 100 proof Bottled-In Bond.
Get a cheap orange wig and "nose glasses". If you are transporting more than one (1) gallon of whiskey per adult, then you are in violation of Federal law!
Should you get pulled over by officers of the law - tell them your name is "Betty"!
"A Kind Word Never Broke A Tooth."