by Mike » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:18 pm
I am at the moment sipping some 2005 KY release George T. Stagg Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey that I cut from 130.9 proof to 105 proof.
This beautiful bourbon is so heavy that I can barely lift the glass. It is so thick that I am drinking it from a spoon. It is so rich and buttery that I am putting it on a begal. It has such a nice bite that I will never have to spend $68,000 for braces on it. It smells so good that flies are repelled. It tastes so good that it could wake Justin Wilson from his eternal sleep........ whereupon he would exclaim, 'Man!' 'That some good!'
It is as good as any whiskey on the face of this very earth or any of the planets in our solar system (I have only been to two others, so I am reaching a bit here). It is so powerful that it will cure bloomer crickets and you have 'em (I had 'em once.........wisht I had had me some GT Stagg that time).
When I started sipping on this Stagg, my wife thought she was the ramrod of this outfit.............now she knows gooder.
George T. Stagg Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey makes me as proud as a pig in pants!
Imo have another sip here before I clear up a couple of other issues with my wife..........oops, here she comes now............'OK dear, there may have been a slight misunderstanding about what I was saying........mmm, yeah, you have a point'.........
'Barleycorn!' 'Can I bunk with you this evening?'
'Shit!' 'Is this thing still on?'
'Ah, Uh.' 'I will get back to y'all' later!'
G T Stagg....... makes you feel like Superman............especially when you are alone!
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rage at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas