No, not me. Drinking is my job.
A comment in another thread got me thinking about distillery workers stealing whiskey and drinking on the job.
Many actually do have to drink as part of their job. This is about the ones who don't.
In Louisville there is a place called Distillery Commons. It's an old National distillery. The warehouses and other buildings have been reused as offices and studios. The guy who bought it back now maybe 30 years ago had a commercial photography operation. He liked having so much studio space so he could set something up for photography and just leave it. The buildings were so huge.
I knew him pretty well back in the day. He told me that when he started remodeling the place he found thousands of pint Old Grand-Dad bottles stuck in every possible nook and cranny, where the workers had discarded them after consuming their contents. Everytime he opened a wall or removed a fixture, there they would be, the accumulation of years of drinking on the job.